Now you can give the middle finger to old mother nature and people who want to take cover beside you with the middle finger umbrella. Not only will you be sticking it to rain clouds, but you’ll be staying dry all while making a bold statement.
Umbrella ella ella
Whether you’re living in London, staying in Seattle or just chilling in Cherrapunji there’s one naturally occurring phenomenon that’s almost always messing up your day. Because, unless you’re a tree, a dried-up riverbed or some kind of obscure, hibernating, desert frog; water falling from the sky is a real hassle.
No matter whether it’s a cold November rain, some April showers or just the rains down in Africa; we’re sick of all this water raining on our parade. Which is why we’re showing the heavens who's boss with the all new Up Yours Umbrella.
Of course we know that a portable, rain protection device isn’t exactly ground-breaking, but frankly we’ve had just about enough and we’re blaming it on the rain. Armed with thisbrilliant brolly you can now be singing and dancing in the rain without raindrops falling on your head, all the while knowing that you’re letting those dark clouds know just how you feel.
Rain, rain, go away, come again another day. Or even better, just p*ss off all together.
We appreciate that rain is a vital element of our natural eco-system and is a main source of that sweet, life-giving nectar known as water. We just wish it didn’t have to happen after we’d done our hair especially.
Spring loaded opening mechanism
High quality waterproofed polyester
Classic middle finger image
Dome is made from 100% polyester in 8 sections
When closed measures approximately 29cm(L) x 8cm(Ø)
When opened measures approximately 100cm(Ø)
Weighs approximately 600g
60 Days On-time Delivery – 1 Year warranty
If you do not receive your purchase within 60 days, you can ask for a full refund
We will replace for 1 year any defective item
We ONLY accept payment via debit or credit card Visa and Mastercard
This way you can get a refund for 60 days , instead of 45 days with Paypal.
We'll ship your order within 4 business days after your payment.
7-15 Business Days
Autralia, Canada, United Kingdom
10-20 business days
Other Countries, including Brazil.
For Regular China post Shipping.
15-50 business days
Pictures are only samples for reference. Due to limitations in photography and the inevitable differences in monitor settings, the colors shown in the photograph may not correspond 100% to those in the items themselves.
About Tracking :
Remember : WE ship with registered mail:
YOUR PARCEL IS TRACKED AT DEPARTURE AND A SECOND TIME AT ARRIVAL.
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It will be tracked again ,when your postal service will deliver.
And when the parcel enter to your country,we cannot track it anymore.
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